Reflection Unknown

Mirror Mirror on the wall.. why do you torture me like this. Who knew they sold fun house mirrors at Target?? I sure didn't til i hung the thing in my bathroom. The first full length mirror allowed in my house in years and its tormenting me. Cause its not showing the short fat squishy version of me, it's showing a slender pretty girl. Damn mirror must be broke cause that ain't me reflecting back or is it. Maybe I just have such a twisted perception of myself that i don't really know what I look like.